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Standard restrictions

Standard restrictions

Difference between revisions of “Standard restrictions” From TheKolWiki Line 57: *On January 1, 2015, the [[Ascension#Paths|Standard]] path was introduced, giving standard restrictions their official name and applying these restrictions to ascensions outside special challenge paths for the first time. *On January 1, 2015, the [[Ascension#Paths|Standard]] path was introduced, giving standard restrictions their official name and applying these restrictions to ascensions outside special challenge paths for the first time. + If you are currently inside a path which is subjected to standard restrictions then you can see them inside the game by click on your username, then clicking on “(item availability schedule)” which will be located next to your current path. If you are not currently inside a path and wish to make plans for one, here is a copy of the list of restricted items for the year 2008: + “DEBBIE” tattoo kit, “DRINK ME” potion, “honey” dipper, “Humorous” T-shirt, “KICK ME” sign, “meat” stick, ‘Smuggler Shot First’ Button, 1,970 carat gold, 1.21 jigawatts, 1/6th Pound Cake, 4:20 bomb, 8-billed baseball cap, 37x37x37 puzzle cube, 100-Watt bulb, 1952 Mickey Mantle card, A. W. O. L. commendation, A Beginner’s Guide to Charming Snakes, A Beginner’s Guide to Charming Snakes (used), abstraction: action, abstraction: category, abstraction: certainty, abstraction: comprehension, abstraction: joy, abstraction: motion, abstraction: perception, abstraction: purpose, abstraction: sensation, abstraction: thought, acceptable mayolus, Acqua Del Piatto Merlot, Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used), actual reality goggles, a cute angel, a dance upon the palate, adhesive tape dolly, Admiral’s hat, adventurer clone egg, affordable teak perch, Afternoon Delight, Agent Mauve, Agitated Turkey, agua de vida, airblaster gun, airborne mutagen, airplane charter: Conspiracy Island, airplane charter: Dinseylandfill, airplane charter: Spring Break Beach, airplane charter: That 70s Volcano, airplane charter: The Glaciest, airplane tattoo, albatross necklace, Alice’s Army Alchemist, Alice’s Army booster box, Alice’s Army Bowman, Alice’s Army Cleric, Alice’s Army Coward, Alice’s Army Dervish, Alice’s Army Foil Alchemist, Alice’s Army Foil Bowman, Alice’s Army Foil Cleric, Alice’s Army Foil Coward, Alice’s Army Foil Dervish, Alice’s Army Foil Guard, Alice’s Army Foil Halberder, Alice’s Army Foil Hammerman, Alice’s Army Foil Horseman, Alice’s Army Foil Lanceman, Alice’s Army Foil Mad Bomber, Alice’s Army Foil Martyr, Alice’s Army Foil Ninja, Alice’s Army Foil Nurse, Alice’s Army Foil Page, Alice’s Army Foil Shieldmaiden, Alice’s Army Foil Sniper, Alice’s Army Foil Spearsman, Alice’s Army Foil Swordsman, Alice’s Army Foil tattoo, Alice’s Army Foil Wallman, Alice’s Army Guard, Alice’s Army Halberder, Alice’s Army Hammerman, Alice’s Army Horseman, Alice’s Army Lanceman, Alice’s Army Mad Bomber, Alice’s Army Martyr, Alice’s Army Ninja, Alice’s Army Nurse, Alice’s Army Page, Alice’s Army Shieldmaiden, Alice’s Army Sniper, Alice’s Army Spearsman, Alice’s Army Swordsman, Alice’s Army Wallman, alien drugs, alien force field disruptor bean, alien protein powder, alien source code printout, alien source code printout (used), A Light that Never Goes Out, all-year sucker, alpine watercolor set, Ambitious Turkey, ammonite candy mold, ammonite fossil, Amnesiac Ale, Amulet of Yendor, ancient stone fist, ancient stone head, ancient unspeakable fruitcake, anger blaster, anise-flavored venom, ankleweights, antimatter wad, antique 8-Bit Power magazine, antique bottle opener, antique painting of a landscape, antique pair of blue jeans, antique record album, antique souvenir drawing, antler chandelier, Apathargic Bandersnatch, archaeologing shovel, Armory keycard, arrowgram, arse-a’fire elixir, artificial skylight, Artist’s Butterknife of Regret, Artist’s Cookie Cutter of Loneliness, Artist’s Crème Brulée Torch of Fury, Artist’s Spatula of Despair, Artist’s Whisk of Misery, asbestos thermos, ash soda, aspirin, astral badger, astral mushroom, astronaut ice-cream, astronaut pants, Atomic Comic, Atomic Pop, atomic vector plotter, augmented-reality shades, Aura Libre, Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used), auxiliary backbone, avarice stone, avatar of the Unconscious Collective, Ax of L’rose, Aye Aye, Aye Aye, Captain, Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth, backwoods banjo, bacon bath ball, badass pie, badger badge, Bag o’ Tricks, bag of airline peanuts, bag of bones, bag of foreign bribes, bag of GORF, bag of GORP, bag of gross foreign snacks, bag of many confections, bag of park garbage, bag of QWOP, Bal-musette accordion, ball, ball-in-a-cup, ballpark hot daub, banana-frosted king cake, bananagate, banana milkshake, bananarama bangle, banana supersucker, Banfoy’s Boutique Order Form, bankruptcy barrel, baobab sap, bark beret, bark boxers, bark rootbeer, barnacled barrel, barrel-aged martini, barrel beryl, barrel beryl choker, barrel beryl nose ring, barrel beryl ring, barrel cracker, barrel gun, barrelhead, barrel hoop earring, barrel lid, barrel pickle, Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler, Barulio’s bottle, basaltamander buckler, basaltamander tongue, bat-shaped Crimboween cookie, bath ball gift set, battered Crimbo Crate, battery-powered drill, Beach Buck, beard incense, beastly paste, beautiful rainbow, beautiful soup, Bee’s Knees, Beefy Crunch Pastaco, beet, beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar, begpwnia, beholed bedsheet, Beignet Milgranet, belemnite candy mold, belemnite fossil, bell-shaped Crimbo cookie, bellhop’s hat, bellhop bell, Belt of Howling Anger, berries of suffering, best joke ever, bewitching boots, BGE ‘cuddly critter’ shirt, BGE ‘ferocious fruit’ shirt, BGE merchandise order form, BGE pocket calendar, BGE shotglass, BGE temporary tattoo, BGE tiny plastic toy, bi-lateral logic compressor, Big Candy’s tophat, big leaf, big tun, biker’s hat, bike rental broupon, bindlestocking, biomechanical crimborg helmet, biomechanical crimborg leg armor, bishop cookie, bite-me-red lipstick, bitter bowtie, BitterSweetTarts, BittyCar HotCar, BittyCar MeatCar, BittyCar SoulCar, black-and-blue light, black BRICKO brick, black candygram, black candy heart, Black Hole, black mana, black snowcone, blammer, blank fudge mold, blind-packed capsule toy, blind-packed die-cast metal toy, blob-shaped Crimbo cookie, blob of Alphredo™, Blood ‘n’ Plenty, blood-red mushroom wine, blood and blood, Bloodbath, Blood Light, blue-frosted astral cupcake, blueberry-frosted king cake, blue canary nightlight, blue glowstick, blue LavaCo Lamp™, blue lava globs, blue mana, Blue Milk Club Card, blue plasma ball, blue plastic baby, blue potion, blue pumps, blue raspberry troll doll, blue ribbon, blue snowcone, blue traffic cone, blunt cat claw, blunt icepick, bobble-hip hula elf doll, bobcat grenade, bod-ice, Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf, bodyslam, Bohemian rhapsody, Boletus Broletus mushroom, Bone’s Farm “wine”, boneana hammock, bone and arrows, bone aperitif, bone chips, bone crusher, bonedanna, bone meal, bonerang, bone spurs, Bonestabber, boning knife, bonsai tree, boot plant, Boots of Twilight Whispers, boozebomb, Bordeaux Marteaux, borg sock monkey, Boris’s Helm, Boris’s Helm (askew), borrowed time, bottle-opener keycard, bottle-rocket crossbow, bottled inspiration, bottle of agitprop ink, bottle of Amontillado, bottle of black cat tonic, bottle of Blank-Out, bottle of bubbles, bottle of fire, bottle of Goldschnöckered, bottle of Greedy Dog, bottle of Lambada Lambic, bottle of lighter fluid, bottle of limeade, bottle of norwhiskey, bottle of Old Pugilist, bottle of peppermint schnapps, bottle of Professor Beer, bottle of Race Car Red, bottle of Rapier Witbier, bottle of realpagne, bottle of wine, bottoms of the barrel, bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers, bow, bowlegged pants, bowler, bowl of eyeballs, bowl of maggots, bowl of marinade, bowl of mummy guts, bowl of petunias, bowl of potpourri, bow staff, boxing-glove-in-a-box, box of bear arms, box of Familiar Jacks, box of hammers, box of Pokëmann band-aids, Brain Food Pastaco, brain preservation fluid, BRAINS shorts, brainwave-controlled unicorn horn, brass abacus, brass crank handle, brass turkey knuckles, brazen bracelet, breaded beer, bread line, breakfast mess, breakfast miracle, BRICKO airship, BRICKO bat, BRICKO brick, BRICKO bulwark, BRICKO cathedral, BRICKO egg, BRICKO elephant, BRICKO eye brick, BRICKO gargantuchicken, BRICKO hat, BRICKO octopus, BRICKO ooze, BRICKO oyster, BRICKO pants, BRICKO pearl, BRICKO pyramid, BRICKO python, BRICKO reactor, BRICKO sword, BRICKO trunk, BRICKO turtle, BRICKO vacuum cleaner, Bright Water, broberry brogurt, brocolate brogurt, Brogre brolo shirt, Brogre brorts, Brogre bucket hat, broken BRICKO brick, broken cellular phone, broken clock, broken glass grenade, broken high-temperature mining drill, broken warbear gyrocopter, bronze handcuffs, BROS Energy Drink, brown pixel, brown plastic baby, bubble-wrap simulator, bubble-wrap simulator (half broken), bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button), bubble-wrap simulator (one button left), bubblegum heart, bucket of honey, bucket of wine, buckyball, Buddy Bjorn, buffed alien drugs, bugged bön±Ã©t, bugged balaclava, bugged beanie, bug paste, Bulky Buddy Box, bundle of “fragrant” herbs, burned government manual fragment, burrowgrub hive, butterfly knife, Buttery Knob, buzzing mushroom wine, Byte, C.B.F.G., cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar, Caipiranha, Cajun accordion, calle de miel with a fly in it, calm attention-deficit demon, camouflage T-shirt, Camp Scout backpack, Camp Scout pup tent, can-can-in-a-can, Can-Can skirt, can-you-dig-it?, Candicaine, candied bolts, candied nuts, candied pecan, candied yam pinky ring, candlestick, Candy Alexander, candy brain, candycaine powder, candy cane candygram, candy carrot, candy carrot cake, candy cornucopia, candy crayons, candy kneecapping stick, candy knuckles, candy mountain oyster, candy skeleton, candy stake, candy stick, cane-mail pants, cane-mail shirt, can of Adultwitch™, can of Brütalbräu, can of CRIMBCOLA, can of depilatory cream, can of Drooling Monk, can of fake snow, can of franks ‘n’ beans, can of Impetuous Scofflaw, can of Rain-Doh, can of sardines, Can of Spaghetto, can of V-11, canteen of wine, capacitor relay, cap gun, capped blue lava bottle, capped green lava bottle, capped red lava bottle, carbonite visor, carbon nanotube frame, cardboard elf ear, card sleeve, carrot-on-a-stick, carrot cake, carrot claret, carrot juice, carrot nose, cartoon heart, ceiling fan, celestial au jus, celestial carrot juice, celestial olive oil, celestial squid ink, Cement Mixer, cement sandals, cement shoes, CEO office card, Cerebral Cloche, Cerebral Crossbow, Cerebral Culottes, chainsaw chain, Chakra Libre, Chalice of the Malkovich Prince, chaos popcorn, charged magnet, Chateau Mantegna room key, cheap Chinese beer, cheap elven gloves, cheap plastic kazoo, cheap studded belt, cheap sunglasses, cheezburger, Chef Boy, R&D’s business card, cherry bomb, Cheshire Bitten, chest barrel, chewable paper, ChibiBuddy™ (off), ChibiBuddy™ (on), Chinese curse words, chitinous pod, chlorophyll paste, choco-Crimbot, Choco-Mint patty, chocolate-covered caviar, chocolate-covered scarab beetle, chocolate-frosted king cake, chocolate-stained collar, chocolate bath ball, chocolate cigar, chocolate cow bone, chocolate frosted sugar bomb, chocolate lump, chocolate rabbit’s foot, chocotini, chunk of cement, chunk of depleted Grimacite, Cinco Mayo Lager, cinnamon cannoli, cinnamon troll doll, circle drum, circular CRIMBCOOKIE, Clancy’s crumhorn, Clancy’s lute, Clancy’s sackbut, Clan hot dog stand, Clan looking glass, Clan pool table, Clan shower, Clan speakeasy, class five ecto-larva, classy monkey, clay, Climate Colada, Cloaca Cola Polar, Cloak of Dire Shadows, clock-cleaning hammer, clown hammer, club of the five seasons, clumsiness bark, coal paperweight, coarse hemp socks, coffee pixie stick, coffee sprite, Coinspiracy, cold-filtered water, Cold Fang, cold mashed potatoes, colored-light “necklace”, colorful plastic ball, Comet Drop, Comet Pop, comfy blanket, communal gobstopper, complex mushroom wine, complimentary Dinsey refreshments, computronic processing unit, confiscated cell phone, confiscated comic book, confiscated love note, confusing LED clock, Conspiracy™ mascara, container of Spooky Putty, continental juice bar, control crystal, cookie cookie, Cool Brunch Pastaco, cool cat claw, cool cat elixir, cool jelly donut, correction fluid, corrupted data, Cosmic Calorie, cosmic lemonade, cosmic paste, cotton candy bale, cotton candy cocoon, cotton candy cone, cotton candy cordial, cotton candy pillow, cotton candy pinch, cotton candy plug, cotton candy skoshe, cotton candy smidgen, cranberry schnapps, crappy camera, crayon shavings, Crazyleg’s razor, Crazymaker, creepy voodoo doll, Crepes a la Lune, CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used), CRIMBCOIDS mints, CRIMBCO lanyard, CRIMBCOLOAF, CRIMBCO mug, CRIMBCO scrip, CRIMBCO wine, Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug, Crimbo candied pecan, Crimbo Candy Cookbook, Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head, crimbo elfling, Crimbo fudge, Crimbo hat, Crimbojito, Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll, Crimbomega drive chain, Crimbomination Contraption, Crimbonium fuel rod, Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E., Crimbo pants, Crimbo paste, Crimbo peppermint bark, Crimbo pressie, Crimbo salad, Crimbo sapling, Crimbo stocking, Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer, Crimbo sword, Crimbot battery, Crimbo tree flocker, Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision, Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty), Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping, Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty), Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency, Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty), Crimbot schematic: Big Head, Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel, Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher, Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper, Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw, Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter, Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder, Crimbot schematic: Crab Core, Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso, Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer, Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head, Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun, Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun, Crimbot schematic: Gun Face, Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs, Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs, Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads, Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan, Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack, Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler, Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite, Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise, Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder, Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module, Crimbot schematic: Power Arm, Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler, Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head, Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator, Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker, Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt, Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun, Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet, Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet, Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower, Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm, Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs, Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball, Crimbough, Crimbo ukulele, Crimboween memo, Crimbo wreath, Crimbuck, croquet hedgehog, Crown of Thrones, crystal decanter, crystalline light bulb, crystal skeleton vodka, crystal skull, CSA all-purpose soap, CSA bravery badge, CSA cheerfulness ration, CSA discount card, CSA fire-starting kit, CSA obedience grenade, CSA scoutmaster’s “water”, cubic zirconia, cuddly teddy bear, cupcake-in-a-cup, cup of “tea”, cup of hickory chicory, cuppa Activi tea, cuppa Alacri tea, cuppa Boo tea, cuppa Chari tea, cuppa Craft tea, cuppa Cruel tea, cuppa Dexteri tea, cuppa Feroci tea, cuppa Flamibili tea, cuppa Flexibili tea, cuppa Frost tea, cuppa Gill tea, cuppa Impregnabili tea, cuppa Improprie tea, cuppa Insani tea, cuppa Irritabili tea, cuppa Loyal tea, cuppa Mana tea, cuppa Mediocri tea, cuppa Monstrosi tea, cuppa Morbidi tea, cuppa Nas tea, cuppa Net tea, cuppa Neuroplastici tea, cuppa Obscuri tea, cuppa Physicali tea, cuppa Proprie tea, cuppa Royal tea, cuppa Serendipi tea, cuppa Sobrie tea, cuppa Toast tea, cuppa Twen tea, cuppa Uncertain tea, cuppa Vitali tea, cuppa Voraci tea, cuppa Wit tea, cuppa Yet tea, cursed scrunchie, cute mushroom, cyber-mattock, cyborg doll, cyborg stompin’ boot, cylindrical mold, cymbal syrup, d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, dandy lion cub, dangerous jerkcicle, Dark & Starry, Dark Jill-O-Lantern, daub-breaker, Deactivated MiniMechaElf, deactivated nanobots, Deactivated O. A. F., deactivated RoboGoose, dead lights pie, dead meat bun, Deck of Every Card, deck of tropical cards, Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe, defective skull, deflated inflatable dodecapede, delectable fire ant, delicious candy, delicious comfit?, delicious shimmering moth, delicious stinkbug, deluxe fax machine, demonic paste, demon makeup kit, dental pliers, dented spoon, depleted Grimacite astrolabe, depleted Grimacite grappling hook, depleted Grimacite gravy boat, depleted Grimacite hammer, depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick, depleted Grimacite ninja mask, depleted Grimacite shinguards, depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt, desktop zen garden, dethklok, detour shield, deviled egg, devilish folio, diamond-studded fronts, Dickory Farms Gift Basket, digital underground potion, dinner roll, Dinsey’s brain, Dinsey’s glove, Dinsey’s oculus, Dinsey’s pants, Dinsey’s pizza cutter, Dinsey’s radar dish, Dinsey face paint, Dinsey food-cone, Dinsey Maintenance Manual, Dinsey mascot mask, Dinsey tattoo kit, Dinsey Whinskey, dirty martini, dirty rigging rope, disco biscuit, Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog, disintegrating barrel, disintegrating sheet music, disintegrating spiky collar, distention pill, divine blowout, divine can of silly string, divine champagne flute, divine champagne popper, divine cracker, divine noisemaker, DNA extraction syringe, Doc’s Miracle Cure, dollar-sign bag, dollhive, doll house, dollop of barbecue sauce, double-ice box, double-ice britches, double-ice cap, double-ice gum, double barreled barrel gun, Doublepunchplanter, doubt cannon, Drac & Tan, dragon snaps, dreaming Jung man, drop of water-37, drum of pomade, Drunken Astrophysicist, Drunken Neurologist, Drunken Philosopher, dry cleaning receipt, dubious peppermint, duck-on-a-string, Dump Truck, dungeon dragon chest, dungeoneering kit, Dungeon Fist gauntlet, dusty barrel, dusty Crimbo crate, E.M.U. harness, E.M.U. helmet, E.M.U. joystick, E.M.U. rocket thrusters, E.M.U. Unit, Earth, Wind and Firewater, Earth and Firewater, Ecto-Cooler, ectoplasmic paste, eggman noodles, elderly jawbreaker, electrical thingamabob, electric crutch, electrician’s hardhat, electric muscle stimulator, electronic dulcimer pants, elemental paste, elephant stinger, elevenderizing hammer, elevennis shoes, elevent, elf ploughshare, elf resistance button, Ellsbury’s journal, Ellsbury’s journal (used), Ellsbury’s skull, elven limbos gingerbread, elven cellocello, elven hardtack, elven magi-pack, elven medi-pack, elven moonshine, elven socks, elven squeeze, elven suicide capsule, elven tambourine, elven whittling knife, Elvish sunglasses, emo roe, empty agua de vida bottle, empty blowgun, empty lava bottle, empty Rain-Doh can, enchanted fire extinguisher, encrypted micro-cassette recorder, Energy Buzz Pastaco, enticing mayolus, envyfish egg, escargotsicle, ESP suppression collar, essence of cold, essence of cute, essence of fright, essence of heat, essence of kink, essence of stench, essential cameraderie, essential soy, essential tofu, Event Horizon, Every Day is Like This Sundae, evil flaming eyeball pendant, evil googly eye, evil teddy bear, exotic travel brochure, expensive camera, expensive champagne, experimental carbon fiber pasta additive, experimental serum G-9, experimental serum P-00, expired bottle of peppermint schnapps, expired can of franks ‘n’ beans, explosion-flavored chewing gum, extra-heavy BRICKO brick, extra-see-thru nightie, Extra-slimy Slimosa, extra-strength red potion, extra special Crimbo stocking, extremely skinny jeans, extremely wet T-shirt, eye of the Tiger-lily, facehugging alien, faded green protest sign, faded red protest sign, fairy-worn boots, fake fake vomit, fake hand, fake plastic grass, fake washboard, fancy ball mask, fancy blue potion, fancy but probably evil chocolate, fancy calligraphy pen, fancy chocolate, fancy chocolate car, fancy dress ball, fancy gourd potion, fancy oil painting, fancy stationery set, fat bottom quark, Fauna Libre, FDKOL commendation, FDKOL fire hose, FDKOL hotcakes, fear condenser, feathered headdress, Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel, festive holiday hat, festive sausage, festive warbear bank, Feynman gate, Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy, Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded), fiery wing, filling, filthy child leash, finger cuffs, finger exerciser, fire, fire axe, fireball, fire hose, fireman’s helmet, fireman’s lunch, fireproof megaphone, Firewater, first-aid pouch, fish juice box, fishy paste, fist turkey outline, fitness wristband, Five Second Energy™, Flaming Caipiranha, flaming familiar doppelgänger, flaming juggler’s balls, Flaming Knob, Flaming Mohobo, flamingo mallet, flaming pink shirt, Flaming Sazerorc, flaming sword, Flan in the Moon, Flaskfull of Hollow, flask of Amontillado, flask of mining oil, flask of peppermint oil, flask of peppermint schnapps, flask of tainted mining oil, flavored foot massage oil, flickering pixel, Flivver, floaty gravel, floaty pebbles, floaty rock, floaty stone sphere, fluid of fudge-finding, fluorescent lightbulb, flyest of shirts, Flying Caipiranha, foam commodore’s hat, foam dart, foam naval trousers, folder (barbarian), folder (blue), folder (catfish), folder (cyan), folder (D-Team), folder (dancing dolphins), folder (Ex-Files), folder (green), folder (heavy metal), folder (holographic fractal), folder (Jackass Plumber), folder (Knight Writer), folder (KOLHS), folder (magenta), folder (owl), folder (rainbow unicorn), folder (red), folder (Seawolf), folder (skull and crossbones), folder (smiley face), folder (space skeleton), folder (sportsballs), folder (sports car), folder (Stinky Trash Kid), folder (tranquil landscape), folder (wizard), folder (Yedi), folder (yellow), Folder Holder, foot-long hot daub, forbidden danish, foreign language tapes, fossilized baboon skull, fossilized bat skull, fossilized demon skull, fossilized limb, fossilized necklace, fossilized serpent skull, fossilized spider skull, fossilized spike, fossilized spine, fossilized torso, fossilized wing, fossilized wyrm skull, fragment of Jarlsberg’s soul, Frankly Mr. Shank, freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini, French bronilla brogurt, Friendly Turkey, frigid fudgepuck, Fromage Pinotage, frost flower, frosty halo, Frown Exerciser, frozen danish, frozen shampoo-conditioner, fudge bunny, fudge cube, fudgecule, fudgecycle, Fudge Fiber Armor Plating, fudge lily, fudge pocket square, fudgesicle, fudge spork, Fudgie Roll, full lava bottle, Fun-Guy spore, FunFunds™, funhouse mirror, furious stone, furry brown pillow, furry halo, furry pink pillow, fused fuse, Fuzzby, Fuzzy Tentacle, Game Grid ticket, Game Grid token, Game Grid valued membership card, GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine, GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card, GameInformPowerDailyPro walkthru, gamma nog, garbage sticker, Gauntlets of the Blood Moon, gazing shoes, General Assembly Module, generic healing potion, generic mana potion, generic restorative potion, Gene Tonic: Beast, Gene Tonic: Constellation, Gene Tonic: Construct, Gene Tonic: Demon, Gene Tonic: Dude, Gene Tonic: Elemental, Gene Tonic: Elf, Gene Tonic: Fish, Gene Tonic: Goblin, Gene Tonic: Hippy, Gene Tonic: Hobo, Gene Tonic: Horror, Gene Tonic: Humanoid, Gene Tonic: Insect, Gene Tonic: Mer-kin, Gene Tonic: Orc, Gene Tonic: Penguin, Gene Tonic: Pirate, Gene Tonic: Plant, Gene Tonic: Slime, Gene Tonic: Undead, Gene Tonic: Weird, Ghost Dog Chow, ghostly body paint, Ghost Pinching Quarterly, ghost protocol, ghost trap, giant book of ancient carols, giant candy cane, giant clay ashtray, giant diamond ring, giant glass of brandy, giant green gummi bear, giant green gummi ingot, giant red gummi bear, giant red gummi ingot, giant shrimp fork, giant yellow gummi bear, giant yellow gummi ingot, giant yellow hat, gift-a-pult, gift card, gilded BRICKO brick, gilded BRICKO chalice, gingerbread horror, gingerbread house, gingerbread mutant bugbear, gingerbread robot, Gin Mint, ginormous pumpkin, Ginsu™, glacial clock, glass, glass ceiling fragments, glass of “milk”, glass of baboon milk, glass slipper, glimmering buzzard feather, glimmering great tit feather, glimmering penguin feather, glimmering phoenix feather, glimmering raven feather, glimmering roc feather, glob of Blank-Out, glow-in-the-dark dart gun, glow-in-the-dark necklace, glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub, glow-in-the-dark wristwatch, glowing frisbee, glowing New Age crystal, gluttonous stone, gnashing teeth, gnomish athlete’s foot, gnomish coal miner’s lung, gnomish housemaid’s kgnee, gnomish swimmer’s ears, gnomish tennis elbow, go-go potion, Go-Wassail, goblin autoblowgun, goblin hunting spear, goblin paste, gold crown, Golden Kokomo Resort Chip, Golden Light, Golden Mean, golden monkey statuette, Golden Mr. Eh?, golden ring, gold piece, gold star, Gold Velvet™ whiskey, Goodfella contract, gooey lava globs, gooey paste, googly-ball hat, googly-heart hat, googly-star hat, Gordon Beer’s Beer Garden Catalog, gore bucket, government, government-issued night-vision goggles, government cheese, GPS-tracking wristwatch, grape troll doll, grappling hook, grass blade, grass clippings, grass hat, Grasshopper, grass skirt, graveyard snowglobe, gray bow tie, grease cannon, greasy paste, Great Ball of Frozen Fire, great big capacitor, Greatest American Pants, Great Older Fashioned, Great S-Cape, Greaves of the Murk Lord, green-frosted astral cupcake, green BRICKO brick, Green Burlap, green candygram, green candy heart, green cloth cap, green drunki-bear, green eggnog, green face paint, Green Giant, green glowstick, green gummi ingot, green hamhock, green LavaCo Lamp™, green lava globs, green mana, Green Muslin, green pixie spog, green snowcone, green traffic cone, Green Velvet, grilled cheese sandwich, Grimacite Bock, Grimacite gaiters, Grimacite galoshes, Grimacite garter, Grimacite gasmask, Grimacite gat, Grimacite gauntlets, Grimacite girdle, Grimacite glaive, Grimacite go-go boots, Grimacite goggles, Grimacite gorget, Grimacite gown, Grimacite greaves, Grimacite guayabera, grim fairy tale, grimstone mask, grody jug, grogpagne, grogtini, Groll doll, groose grease, Grumpy Bumpkin’s Pumpkin Seed Catalog, Gummi-DNA, gummi ammonite, gummi belemnite, gummi bowtie, gummi canary, gummi fang, gummi salamander, gummi snake, gummi sword, gummi trilobite, Gummy Brains, Gygaxian Libram, gym membership card, gym shorts, Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom, gyroscope, haggis-infused soap, haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis, haggis socks, haiku katana, hair of the calf, Hairpiece On Fire, half-empty carton of milk, half-melted hula girl, half-orchid, Half a Purse, hamburger, hammerus, handful of crafty noodles, handful of headless bolts, handful of numbers, handful of Smithereens, handful of wires, Hand in Glove, handmade hobby horse, Handsome Devil, Hand that Rocks the Ladle, hand turkey outline, Hanukkimbo dreidl, hardware upgrade, hare brush, hare pin, haunted doghouse, Haunted Sorority House staff guide, Haymaker, hazardous sauce dosimeter, hazmat helmet, heart of dark chocolate, heat-resistant gloves, heat-resistant necktie, heat-resistant sheet metal, heavy-duty clipboard, heavy-duty Crimbot aerial, Helm of the Scream Emperor, helm of the white knight, Helvella Haemophilia mushroom, hemp backpack, hemp candy necklace, hermit factoid, herringcello, Herring Daiquiri, Herringtini, Herring Wallbanger, hi-density nylocite leg armor, hi-octane carrot juice, hibernating Grimstone Golem, hibernating robot reindeer, hideous egg, high-calorie sugar substitute, high-energy mining laser, high-resistance ultrapolymer plating, high-temperature mining drill, high-temperature mining mask, Highest Bitter, hippo tutu, hippy paste, History’s Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX, Hjodor’s Guide to Arctic Dalmatians, Hjodor’s Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used), hobo paste, holiday cheese log, Holiday Fun!, holiday log, holly-flavored Hob-O, holo-bomber, holo-platoon, holo-tank, holy bomb, batman, homeless hobo spirit, homemade robot, homemade robot gear, homeopathic healing powder, homeopathic mint tea, home robotics kit, honey-dew, hot ashes, hot daub, hot daub bun, hot daub stand, hot egg, hotel minibar key, hot mint schnocolate, Hot Socks, house of twigs and spit, How to Avoid Scams, huge gold coin, huge pumpkin, Humanitini, humble pie, Humpty Dumplings, Hundred Headed IPA, hungover chauvinist pig, hyperbolic plasma focuser, ice-cold Cloaca Zero, ice baby, iceberglet, iceberg lettuce, ice bucket, ice cream sandwich, ice harvest, ice hotel bell, ice house, Ice Island Long Tea, ice nine, ice pick, ice porter, ice sculpture, ice sickle, ice skates, ice stein, ice wine, igloo pie, iGoogly, imitation nice watch, immense cyborg hand, incense bath ball, incredibly creepy marionette, indescribably horrible paste, Indigo Party Invitation, industrial strength anti-fungal spray, inert sludgepuppy, infant sandworm, inflatable baseball bat, Inigo’s Incantation of Inspiration, Inigo’s Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled), initiative shawarma, innuendo, insane tophat, insulated gold wire, interesting-looking twig, Interview With You (a Vampire), intriguing puzzle box, invisibility potion, invisible bag, ion-pulse modulation stabilizer, ion grid, Irish Coffee, English Heart, iron chain, iron dagger, iron helmet, irradiated candy cane, irresistibility potion, irritability potion, Ish Kabibble, isotophat, ittah bittah hookah, Jack-in-the-box, Jack-O-Lantern beer, Jackass Plumber home game, Jackhammer, jangly bracelet, jar full of wind, Jarlsberg’s pan, Jarlsberg’s pan (Cosmic portal mode), jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd), jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic), jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith), jar of psychoses (The Old Man), jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist), jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy), jar of swamp gas, jar of swamp honey, java cookie, jawbruiser, jealousy stone, Jekyllin hide belt, Jeppson’s Malort, Jerks’ Health™ Magazine, jerky coins, jewel-eyed wizard hat, jingle bell, jitterbug larva, joybuzzer, juggling ball, jug of “wine”, Juju Mojo Mask, Jungle Juice, Junior LAAAAME merit badge, karma shawarma, kevlateflocite helmet, keycard α, keycard β, keycard δ, keycard γ, khaki duffel bag, killer rag doll, killing feather, king cookie, kite, knife, knight cookie, Knob Göblin lòve potion, knuckle sandwich, kobold treasure hoard, Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil, Kokomo Resort Chip, Kokomo Resort Order Pad, Kokomo Resort Pass, KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet, KoL Con 12-gauge, KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat, KoL Con IV Pole, KoLHS Pep Squad Box, kumquartz, kumquartz ring, kumquat supersucker, labrador cookie, large tankard of ale, LARP membership card, Lars the Cyberian, laser-broiled pear, laser cannon, laser targeting chip, lava-proof pants, lava balaclava, lava cake, LavaCo™ Lamp housing, lavalarva, Lavalos’s shell, Lavalos core, Lava Miner’s Daughter, lavawater, lavender candygram, lavender candy heart, lawnmower blade, Lazybones™ recliner, LCD game: Burger Belt, LCD game: Food Eater, LCD game: Garbage River, lead collar, lead pipe, leaf tube, leather, leather aviator’s cap, lecherous stone, LED block, left bear arm, leftover canapés, leftover Crimbo rations, Lemonade-235, lemon drop trousers, lemonhead caviar, lemon party hat, lemon shirt, lemony scales, lesser grodulated violet, Li’l Businessman Kit, liar’s pants, Libram of BRICKOs, Libram of Candy Heart Summoning, Libram of Divine Favors, Libram of Love Songs, Libram of Pulled Taffy, Libram of Resolutions, library card, licorice boa, licorice garrote, licorice root, licorice whip, lime supersucker, limp broccoli, lint, liquid bread, liquid ice pack, liquid rhinestones, liquid smoke, lit cigar, little box of fireworks, Little Crimson Book, little deuce cape, little firkin, Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab, little parachute guy, little red book, live lobster, liver and let pie, live wire, llama lama cria, llama lama gong, loaded serum blowgun, loaf of alien bread, Loathing Legion abacus, Loathing Legion can opener, Loathing Legion chainsaw, Loathing Legion corkscrew, Loathing Legion defibrillator, Loathing Legion double prism, Loathing Legion electric knife, Loathing Legion flamethrower, Loathing Legion hammer, Loathing Legion helicopter, Loathing Legion jackhammer, Loathing Legion kitchen sink, Loathing Legion knife, Loathing Legion many-purpose hook, Loathing Legion moondial, Loathing Legion necktie, Loathing Legion pizza stone, Loathing Legion rollerblades, Loathing Legion tape measure, Loathing Legion tattoo needle, Loathing Legion universal screwdriver, Lobos Mints, Lobster qua Grill, Locust, logic synthesizer, lollipop cufflinks, Lollipop Drop, lollipop stick, LOLmec statuette, Lord Flameface’s cloak, lost key, Louder Than Bomb, Loudmouth Larry Lamprey, love, love song of disturbing obsession, love song of icy revenge, love song of naughty innuendo, love song of smoldering passion, love song of sugary cuteness, love song of vague ambiguity, lube-shoes, lucky cat collar, lucky cat statue, lucky Crimbo tiki necklace, Lucky Lindy, lucky Tam O’Shanter, lucky Tam O’Shatner, Ludovico Pastaco, Lumineux Limnio, lump of Brituminous coal, lunar isotope, lupine appetite hormones, machetito, machine elf capsule, mad scientist’s sock monkey, Mafia bow tie, Mafia stogie, Mafia violin case, magical battery, magical ice cube with a fly in it, magicberry tablets, MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech, magnetic sculpture kit, magnolia blossom, magnum of fancy champagne, Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir, Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit, makeshift yakuza mask, map to Ellsbury’s Claim, map to Professor Jacking’s laboratory, Map to Safety Shelter Grimace Prime, Map to Safety Shelter Ronald Prime, map to the Biggest Barrel, map to the Kegger in the Woods, map to The Landscaper’s Lair, map to the Magic Commune, map to Vanya’s Castle, Mariner’s Friend cough drops, marionette, marionette collective, marshmallow flambé, Marvelous Unitard, Marvin’s marvelous pill, massive gemstone, Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery, mass of wriggling tentacles, Mayflower bouquet, mayfly bait necklace, Mayodiol, Mayoflex, mayo lance, Mayo Minder™, Mayonex, Mayostat, Mayozapine, McLeod’s Hard Haggis-Ade, McPhee’s Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning, Meat-inflating powder, Meatcleaver, meat st‰¿bing club, Meat Tenderizer is Murder, Mecha Mayhem Club Card, Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince, Medical Pastaco, memory of a C, memory of a CA base pair, memory of a CG base pair, memory of a CT base pair, memory of a cultist’s robe, memory of a G, memory of a glowing crystal, memory of a grappling hook, memory of a GT base pair, memory of a little stone block, memory of an A, memory of an AG base pair, memory of an AT base pair, memory of an iron key, memory of a small stone block, memory of a stone half-circle, memory of a T, memory of half a stone circle, memory of some delicious amino acids, menorette, Mer-kin paste, Merc Core challenge coin, Merc Core deployment orders, Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques, Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance, mercenary pistol, mercenary rifle, Mesmereyes™ contact lenses, metallic foil bow, metallic foil cat ears, metallic foil radar dish, metal mandible, Meteoid ice beam, Microplushie: Bropane, Microplushie: Dorkonide, Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid, Microplushie: Fauxnerditide, Microplushie: Gothochondria, Microplushie: Hippylase, Microplushie: Hipsterine, Microplushie: Hobomosome, Microplushie: Otakulone, Microplushie: Raverdrine, Microplushie: Sororitrate, microwave stogie, mid-level medieval mead, military-grade fingernail clippers, mime soul fragment, mineapple, Mini-Crimbot crate, miniature antlers, miniature deck cannon, miniature gravy-covered maypole, miniature power pill, Miniborg beeper, Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot, Miniborg hiveminder, Miniborg laser, Miniborg stomper, Miniborg strangler, MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher, miniscule beatbox, miniscule temporal rip, mint-condition magic wand, Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet, Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass, Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge, Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves, Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow, Mint Salton Pepper’s Peppermint Seed Catalog, Mint Yulep, miracle whip, mirrored aviator shades, Miserable Pie, misfit dolly, misfit hobby horse, misfit teddy bear, missing wine, modern picture frame, Mohobo, moist barrel, mole molé, molten brick, molten medallion, monkey barf, monomolecular yo-yo, monster pants, monstrous monocle, mood ring, Moon Pie, Moonshine Mohobo, Moonthril Circlet, Moonthril Cuirass, Moonthril Flamberge, Moonthril Greaves, Moonthril Longbow, Moonthril Schnapps, moon unit, Moping Artistic Goth Kid, More Humanitini than Humanitini, Morlock’s Mark Bourbon, Mortimer’s nostrum, Morto Moreto, motivational poster, mouldering barrel, moustache sock, mouth-watering mayolus, moveable feast, Mr. Cheeng’s ‘stache, Mr. Cheeng’s spectacles, Mr. Choch’s bone, Mr. Container, Mr. Exploiter, Mr. Haggis, mulberry, mulled berry wine, mulled cider, multi-pass, mummy costume, munchies pill, Muschat, musty moccasins, mylar scout drone, My Own Pen Pal kit, myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball, mysterious chest, mysterious present, nachos of the night, nail file, nanite-infested candy cane, nanite-infested eggnog, nanite-infested fruitcake, nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear, nanofiber cloth, nanorhino credit card, nasty-smelling moss, nasty snuff, natto-infused sake, natto marble soda, natto pocky, naughty fortune teller, naughty origami kit, naughty paper shuriken, navel ring of navel gazing, Necbro wafers, necrotizing body spray, nervous tick egg, neurostim pill, neutron lollipop, New Age healing crystal, New Age hurting crystal, Newbiesport™ backpack, newborn kobold, newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp, night-vision goggles, Nightstalker perfume, ninja pirate zombie robot head, normal barrel, norwhal helmet, not-a-pipe, Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I, Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II, Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III, Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV, Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V, Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI, novelty tattoo sleeves, Now and Earlier, Now You’re Cooking With Grease, noxious gas grenade, NPZR chemistry set, Nuclear Blastball, nuclear stockpile, nugget of Crimbonium, nut-shaped Crimbo cookie, obnoxious riddle, occult jelly donut, octolus-skin cloak, octolus oculus, odd silver coin, Oh, the Humanitini, oily paste, Okee-Dokee soda, old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie, old candy wrapper, old chum, old love note, old school beer pull tab, old school calculator watch, old school Mafia knicke½æ, old school Mafia knickerbockers, Olympic-sized Clan crate, Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom, one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island, one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill, one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach, one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano, one-day ticket to The Glaciest, oozenog, Operation Patriot Shield, orange-frosted astral cupcake, orange and black Crimboween candy, orange boxing gloves, orange candygram, orange candy heart, orange glowstick, orange leather lanyard, orange snowcone, orange traffic cone, orc paste, organ grinder, origami “gentlemen’s” magazine, origami pasties, origami riding crop, ornamental sextant, ornate dowsing rod, orphan baby yeti, orquette’s phone number, Ouija Board, Ouija Board, Outer Wolf™ cologne, outrageous sombrero, over-the-shoulder Folder Holder, overclocked avian microprocessor, overloaded micro-reactor, overpowering mushroom wine, oversized fish scaler, oversized snowflake, packet of beer seeds, packet of dragon’s teeth, packet of mayfly bait, packet of pumpkin seeds, packet of winter seeds, Pack of Alice’s Army Cards, Pack of Alice’s Army Foil Cards, Pack of Every Card, pack of pogs, pack of smokes, Paint A Vulgar Pitcher, paint bomb, pair of bolt cutters, pair of government shades, pair of pearidot earrings, pair of plants, pair of ragged claws, pair of rhinoceros horns, pair of twitching claws, panicked kernel, Pantsgiving, paperclip, paperclip-on tie, paperclip cape, paperclip pants, paperclip sproinger, paperclip turban, papier-mâché base, papier-mâché bowl, papier-mâché glob, papier-mâché handle, papier-mâché plaque, papier-mâchéte, papier-mâché toothpicks, papier-mâché trophy piñata, papier-mâchaeranthera, papier-mâchine gun, papier-mâchuridars, papier-masque, papier-mitre, papier-mochi, Paradaisical Cheeseburger recipe, parasitic claw, parasitic headgnawer, parasitic strangleworm, parasitic tentacles, parchment, passable elf mask, passed-out psychedelic bear, Pastaco shell, patent antipsychotics, patent leather shoes, pat of butter, pawn cookie, peanut brittle shield, pearidot, pear supersucker, pebblebräu, pecan pie, pencil kunai, pencil thin mushroom, Pener’s crisps, Pener’s drumstick, penguin focaccia bread, penguin paste, penguin thesaurus, peppermint crook, peppermint parasol, peppermint patty, Peppermint Pip Packet, peppermint rhino baby, peppermint sprout, peppermint tailings, peppermint twist, perfect cosmopolitan, perfect dark and stormy, perfect ice cube, perfectly ordinary frog, perfect mimosa, perfect negroni, perfect old-fashioned, perfect paloma, perfume-soaked bandana, perl necklace, perpendicular hula with a fly in it, personalized coffee mug, personal massager, personal raindrop, Personal Ventilation Unit, Pete & Jackie’s Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog, petit 4.1, petit fortran, petrified time, petrified wood, pet rock, pet rock “Groucho” disguise, pet rock “Snooty” disguise, phish stick, Phonus Balonus, photocopied monster, physiostim pill, picky tweezers, Piddles, pig-iron bracers, pig-iron helm, pig-iron shinguards, pile of loose snow, pile of useless robot parts, pilgrim shield, pin-stripe slacks, pine cone, pine cone necklace, pink-belly slapper, pink-frosted astral cupcake, pink candygram, pink candy heart, pink glowstick, pink plastic baby, pint of sweat, piping organ pie, pirate paste, pirate zombie head, pirate zombie robot head, pitted sheet metal, pixel banana, pixel beer, pixel chain whip, pixel coin, pixel cross, pixel daiquiri, pixel holy water, pixellated moneybag, pixel lemon, pixel morning star, pixel orb, pixel power cell, pixel star, pixel stopwatch, pixel whip, pixie axie, Plague of Locusts, plain paper hat, plastic bib, plastic Crimbo reindeer, plastic cup of beer, plastic ingot, plastic nightmare troll, plastic nunchaku, plastic pumpkin bucket, plastic spider ring, plastic vampire fangs, plate of franks and beans, plexifoam chin strap, plumber’s lunch, plump juicy grub, plush alielf, plush alien hamsterpus, plush dogcat, plush ferrelf, plush hamsterpus, plush mutated alielephant, plush mutated alielf, pocket lint (blue), pocket lint (green), pocket lint (orange), pocket lint (white), pocketwatch on a chain, pog #01 (spider), pog #02 (Knob goblin), pog #03 (warwelf), pog #04 (skleleton), pog #05 (ninja snowman), pog #06 (filthy hippy), pog #07 (orcish frat boy), pog #08 (hellion), pog #09 (pirate), pog #10 (hobo), pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress), pointy red hat, poisonous caviar, poison pen, Pokëmann band-aid, Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip, Pokëmann figurine: Duck, Pokëmann figurine: Frank, Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump, Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking, Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan, Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap, Pokëmann figurine: Moog, Pokëmann figurine: Nothing, Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu, Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth, Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf, Pokëmann figurine: Twitter, Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite, Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth, Polka Pop, polo trophy, polyalloy shield, polyesterene powder, polyester pad, polyester panama hat, polyester parachute, polyester peeler, polyester pettipants, polyester pulsera, polymorphic fastening apparatus, pool of liquid metal, popcorn, porcelain pelerine, porcelain pepper mill, porcelain phantom mask, porcelain plus-fours, porcelain police baton, porcelain porkpie, porcelain powder, portable cassette player, portable corkscrew, portable Mayo Clinic, portable motorcycle, portable photocopier, portable wall, possessed sugar cube, possessed top, post-holiday sale coupon, potion of animal rage, potion of punctual companionship, potion of the captain’s hammer, potion of the field gar, potion of the litterbox, potion of X-ray vision, potted tea tree, pottery barn owl figurine, pottery club, pottery hat, pottery shield, pottery training pants, pottery yo-yo, powdered candy sushi set, powdered donut, powdered gold, powdered toad horn, powdered wig, power pill, power sock, praying Grim Brother, prehistoric spear, present, press-on ribs, Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit, prismatic wad, Professor of Spelunkology, Project T. L. B., protein paste, psychoanalytic jar, Psycho From The Heat, psycho sweater, puff of smoke, Puffstone cigar, pulled blue taffy, pulled green taffy, pulled indigo taffy, pulled orange taffy, pulled red taffy, pulled violet taffy, pulled yellow taffy, pulsing flesh, pumpkin, pumpkin beer, pumpkin bomb, pumpkin carriage, pumpkinhead mask, pumpkin juice, pumpkin pie, Punchplanter, purple-frosted astral cupcake, purple glowstick, purple prose pen, purple snowcone, pygmy bugbear shaman, Quaatorade™, quadroculars, quake of arrows, quantum polarity inducer, quantum taco, queen cookie, quirky accordion, Rümpelstiltz, radiation-resistant helmet, radioactive chew toy, Radio Free Baseball Cap, Radio Free Foil, Radio Free Pants, Rad Lib, rag doll, Rain-Doh black box, Rain-Doh blue balls, Rain-Doh box full of monster, Rain-Doh green lantern, Rain-Doh indigo cup, Rain-Doh orange agent, Rain-Doh red wings, Rain-Doh violet bo, Rain-Doh yellow laser gun, Rainbow’s Gravity, rainbow bomb, rainbow crossbow, rainbow tie, raisin, ramekin of space nuts, ratskin pajama pants, Rattlin’ Chains, Raul’s guitar pick, razor-tipped yo-yo, reconstituted crow, recording of Inigo’s Incantation of Inspiration, recording of Rolando’s Rondo of Resisto, record of infuriating silence, record of infuriating silence (used), record of menacing silence, record of menacing silence (used), record of tranquil silence, record of tranquil silence (used), recovered elf magazine, recovered elf photo album, recovered elf pocketwatch, recovered elf sleeping pills, recovered elf smartphone, recovered elf toothbrush, recovered elf underpants, recovered elf wallet, recursive spline reticulator, red-and-green sweater, red-hot medallion, red ale, red armband, red drunki-bear, Red Dwarf, red face paint, red gummi ingot, red LavaCo Lamp™, red lava globs, red mana, Red Pill, red plastic baby, red potion, Red Rover BB gun, red snowcone, red traffic cone, reflection of a map, regret hose, regular-size brogurt, rehearsing dramatic hedgehog, reindeer hammer, reindeer sickle, residual zeal, resolution: be feistier, resolution: be happier, resolution: be kinder, resolution: be luckier, resolution: be more adventurous, resolution: be sexier, resolution: be smarter, resolution: be stronger, resolution: be wealthier, respected companion biscuit, reusable shopping bag, reverse-oscillating klystron, revolver, rhinoceros horn, ribbon candy, ribcage rollcage, ridiculous belt, ridiculous cocktail, ridiculous earring, ridiculous sandwich, ridiculous sunglasses, right bear arm, rigid carapace, roasted duck, roboduck-on-a-string, robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N., robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T., robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D., robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R., robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R., robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R., robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E., robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R., robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H., robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N., robotronic egg, rocket fuel, rockfish stomach, rockin’ wagon with a fly in it, rock lobster, rocky road ice cream, rogue swarmer, rook cookie, rope, rotting barrel, round blue bomb, Royal scepter, rubber band gun, rubber cape, rubber emo roe, rubber gloves, rubber nubbin, rubber spider, ruby on canes, Ruby Rod, Russian Ice, rxr shield, s’more, s’more gun, S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S., S.T.L.T., sack lunch, Saison du Lune, Salsa de las Epocas, salty sailor salt, sane hatrack, sangria del diablo, Sangria de Menthe, sardine can key, Sasq™ watch, Saturday Night thermometer, Saucepanic, sawblade fragment, Sazerorc, Sazuruk-hai, Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince, Schmalz’s First Prize Beer, Schrödinger’s thermos, scissor duck, scratch ‘n’ sniff apple sticker, scratch ‘n’ sniff crossbow, scratch ‘n’ sniff dragon sticker, scratch ‘n’ sniff rock band sticker, Scratch ‘n’ Sniff Sticker Tome, scratch ‘n’ sniff sword, scratch ‘n’ sniff unicorn sticker, scratch ‘n’ sniff UPC sticker, scratch ‘n’ sniff wrestler sticker, Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill, scroll case, scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff, scroll of Puddingskin, scrumptious ice ant, secret from the future, self-dribbling basketball, Senior LAAAAME merit badge, sensitive poetry journal, servo-assisted exo-pants, servomechanical torsion facilitator, set of jacks, set of Unobtainium straps, Seven Loco, sewage-clogged pistol, shadowy cat claw, shaker of dry rub, Shakespeare’s Sister’s Accordion, shaking crappy camera, sham champagne, shard of double-ice, SHAWARMA Initiative Keycard, Sheila Take a Crossbow, Shield of Icy Fate, shin gourds, shining goblet, shining halo, shiny tribal beads, shock belt, shoo-fish pie, shot of nepenthe schnapps, Shot of the Living Dead, shoulder-warming lotion, shrapnel jelly donut, shrimp cocktail, shrine to the Barrel god, siesta-ing Casagnova gnome, signed deuce, silicon-infused gluteal shield, silk garter snake, Silver Bullet beer, silver cow creamer, silver keg, silver shotgun shell, Single Alice’s Army Foil, single atom, single of Inigo’s Incantation of Inspiration, sinister demon mask, six-rainbow shield, Size XI Wizard’s Robe, Sizzling Sinner, skeletal scabbard, skeletal skiff, skeleton, skeleton quiche, skeleton skis, Sketcherz™, skewered cherry, skewered jumbo olive, skewered lime, Skipper’s accordion, skull-shaped Crimboween cookie, skulldozer egg, skull gearshift knob, Skullhead’s Screw, skull with a fuse in it, slap and tickle with a fly in it, sleeping piano cat, sleeping snowy owl, sleeping stocking, sleight-of-hand mushroom, slice of pizza, slightly thicker filthy rags, Slimebite, Slimosa, slimy paste, Slippery Knob, slippery when wet shield, Sloe Comfortable Zoo, Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire, Sloppy Jalopy, Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook, slow jam collection, small Crimbo Pressie, small golem, small gummi fin, Small Medium, smart watch, smashed danish, smelted roe, smoker’s cloak, smoking grass, SMOOCH bottlecap, SMOOCH bracers, SMOOCH breastplate, SMOOCH codpiece, SMOOCH coffee cup, SMOOCH kneepads, SMOOCH soda, SMOOCH spaulders, smooth mushroom wine, smooth velvet bra, smooth velvet hanky, smooth velvet hat, smooth velvet pants, smooth velvet pocket square, smooth velvet shirt, smooth velvet socks, smudge stick, snakebite, snapdragon pistil, Sneaky Pete’s leather jacket, Sneaky Pete’s leather jacket (collar popped), sneaky wrapping paper, snow belly, snow belt, snow berries, snow boards, snow cleats, snow crab, snow fort, snow halo, snow hat, snow machine, snow mobile, snow pants, snow shovel, Snow Suit, Sockdollager, sock monkey, solid gold rosary, sorority brain, sorority girl‘s box, sour powder, soyburger juice, soy cordial, Sp’n-Zor’s Grimoire of “Tasteful” Gifts, space bar, space beast fur, space beast fur hat, space beast fur pants, space beast fur whip, Spacefleet Communicator Badge, space heater, space invader, space jam, space jam toast, space junk, space needle, space port, Space Trip safety headphones, spaghetti con calaveras, Spaghetti with Moonballs, sparking robo-battery, Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne, special clip: boneburners, special clip: graveburpers, special clip: splatterers, special clip: squelchers, special clip: tracers, special clip: wailers, specialty ammo bandolier, speed limit shield, Spelunker’s fedora, Spelunker’s Guild prize sack, Spelunker’s khakis, Spelunker’s whip, Spelunker of Fortune, sphygmayomanometer, spinning wheel, spiraling shape, spooky bark, spooky eggnog, spooky felt, spooky frank, spooky length of string, spooky little girl, Spooky Putty ball, Spooky Putty leotard, Spooky Putty mitre, Spooky Putty monster, Spooky Putty sheet, Spooky Putty snake, spooky rattling cigar box, spooky sap, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block, spoonful of Linguine-Os, Spring Break Beach “swimsuit”, Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon, sprinkle shaker, spruce juice, squamous polyp, square CRIMBCOOKIE, squirming egg sac, squirmy violent party snack, St. Sneaky Pete’s Day goodies basket, Stabonic scroll, stack of communist leaflets, Staff of Holiday Sensations, Staff of Queso Escusado, Staff of the Headmaster’s Victuals, Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern, Staff of the Woodfire, stapler bear, stealth bomber, steel sword, Stemonitis Staticus mushroom, stick, stick-on-a-string, stick-on eyebrow piercing, sticky gloves, sticky hand whip, sticky lava globs, still grill, stinky cheese ball, stinky cheese diaper, stinky cheese eye, stinky cheese sword, stinky cheese wheel, stinky fannypack, stomach turnover, stomp box, stop shield, strange cube, strange goggles, strange paste, strange shiny disc, straw, strawberry supersucker, strawberyl, strawberyl necklace, streetfighting champion’s belt, stress ball, Strikes Again Bigmouth, string of Crimbo lights, string of dingle balls, string of moist beads, stringy sinew, stuffed-shirt scarecrow, stuffed alien blob, stuffed bandersnatch, stuffed carpenter, stuffed caterpillar, stuffed dodo, stuffed doppelshifter, stuffed gray blob, stuffed pocketwatch, stuffed porpoise, stuffed walrus, sturdy Crimbo crate, sub-molecular interocitor, sucker bucket, sucker hakama, sucker kabuto, sucker scaffold, sucker tachi, Suffering Sinner, sugar-coated pine cone, sugar banana, sugar bunny, sugar chapeau, sugar cherry, sugar fairy, sugar lime, sugar plum, sugar shank, sugar shard, sugar sheet, sugar shield, sugar shillelagh, sugar shirt, sugar shorts, sugar shotgun, sun-dried tofu, super-size brogurt, super-sweet boom box, Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword, superduperball, superduperheated metal, superheated fudge, superheated metal, Suppurating Sinner, Supreme Being Glossary, suspicious-looking fedora, suspicious stocking, sweatband, sweat socks, sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar, sweet mochi ball, sweet nutcracker, Sweet Sword, sweet tooth, swirling mushroom wine, Swiss piggy bank, Sword of Dark Omens, Sword of Procedural Generation, Sword of the Brouhaha Prince, synthetic dog hair pill, synthetic stuffing, TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡, Taco Dan’s Basic Taco Dan Taco, Taco Dan’s Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!, Taco Dan’s Taco Fish Fish Taco, Taco Dan’s Taco Stand’s Taco Receipt, Taco Dan’s Taco Stand Chillacious Churro, Taco Dan’s Taco Stand Chimichangarita, Taco Dan’s Taco Stand Cocktail Sauce Bottle, Taco Dan’s Taco Stand Flier, Taco Dan’s Taco Stand Taco, Tales of a Kansas Toymaker, Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used), Tales of Spelunking, tangled mass of creepy pasta, tankard of ale, tasty louse, teddy bear, teddy bear sewing kit, teddy borg, teddy borg sewing kit, Telltale™ rubber heart, Temps Tempranillo, tennis ball, Tequiz Navidad, test site key, That 70s Cologne, The Art of Slapfighting, The Art of Slapfighting (used), The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones, The Big Book of Communism, The Big Book of Communism (used), The Bomb, The Chill of the Wild, The Cocktail Shaker, The Confiscator’s Grimoire, The Cooler Out of Space, The Crown of Ed the Undying, The Emperor’s dry cleaning, The Emperor’s new hat, The Emperor’s new pants, The Emperor’s new shirt, the finger, The Firegate Tapes, The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender’s Guide, The Groose in the Hoose, The Joy of Wassailing, The Joy of Wassailing (used), The Kloop in the Coop, The Landscaper’s leafblower, The Legendary Beat, The Lost Pill Bottle, the most dangerous bait, The Necbromancer’s Hat, The Necbromancer’s Shorts, The Necbromancer’s Stein, The Necbromancer’s Wizard Staff, The Necbronomicon, The Necbronomicon (used), The One Mood Ring, theoretical string, thermos of “whiskey”, thermos of brew, The Smith’s Tome, The Snitch’s Manifesto, The Spirit of Crimbo, The Sword in the Steak, The Thorax’s Codex of Tormenting Plants, the tongue of Smimmons, They liver, They liver popsicle, thin gold wire, Thinknerd’s Grimoire of Geeky Gifts, Thinknerd T-Shirt, Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag, This Charming Flan, Thor’s Pliers, Three Mile Island shorts, throbbing organ pie, throwing bone, throwing wrench, thyme jelly donut, Tickle-Me Emilio, Tiger-lily’s milk, Tiki lighter, time’s arrow, Time Cape, Time Cloak, time halo, time helmet, Time Juice, time sleigh, time sword, time trousers, tin cup, tin drum, tin foil, tin lizzie, tin magnolia, tin of submardines, tin roof (rusted), tin snips, tin star, tin tam, tiny ballet slippers, tiny barrel, tiny black hole, tiny bottle of absinthe, tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg, tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer, tiny die-cast blade a-spinning, tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory, tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree, tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer, tiny die-cast Don Crimbo, tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer, tiny die-cast factory worker elf, tiny die-cast Father Crimbo, tiny die-cast Father Crimborg, tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf, tiny die-cast golden ring, tiny die-cast goose a-laying, tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer, tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer, tiny die-cast killing bird, tiny die-cast middle-management elf, tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf, tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg, tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg, tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer, tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer, tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf, tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming, tiny die-cast Swiss hen, tiny die-cast turtle mech, tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo, tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign, tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer, tiny do-rag, tiny fly glasses, tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker, tiny nose-bone fetish, tiny plastic 11 Dealer, tiny plastic abominable fudgeman, tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart, tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear, tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll, tiny plastic angry space marine, tiny plastic animelf, tiny plastic batbugbear, tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type, tiny plastic beebee gunners, tiny plastic Beebee King, tiny plastic beebee queue, tiny plastic bee swarm, tiny plastic Best Game Ever, tiny plastic Big Candy, tiny plastic black ops bugbear, tiny plastic blazing bat, tiny plastic bugaboo, tiny plastic Bugbear Captain, tiny plastic buzzerker, tiny plastic cavebugbear, tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter, tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™, tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite, tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel, tiny plastic colollilossus, tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ, tiny plastic Crimbo Casino, tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva, tiny plastic Crimbo elf, tiny plastic Crimbomega, tiny plastic Crimbomination, tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer, tiny plastic Crimborgatron, tiny plastic Crimbot, tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram, tiny plastic Crimbo wreath, tiny plastic Don Crimbo, tiny plastic exo-suited miner, tiny plastic Father McGruber, tiny plastic fat stack of cash, tiny plastic fax machine, tiny plastic fire servant, tiny plastic four-shadowed mime, tiny plastic Fudge Wizard, tiny plastic Gaia’ajh-dsli Ak’lwej, tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire, tiny plastic GORM-8, tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist, tiny plastic hobo elf, tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear, tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S., tiny plastic Lord Flameface, tiny plastic MechaElf, tiny plastic Mob Penguin, tiny plastic moneybee, tiny plastic Mr. Mination, tiny plastic mumblebee, tiny plastic mutant elf, tiny plastic Norville Rogers, tiny plastic peacannon, tiny plastic Queen Bee, tiny plastic Rene C. Corman, tiny plastic Rudolph the Red, tiny plastic Scott the Miner, tiny plastic Scream Queen, tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit, tiny plastic skeletal reindeer, tiny plastic spiderbugbear, tiny plastic stocking mimic, tiny plastic strand of DNA, tiny plastic sweet nutcracker, tiny plastic sword, tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf, tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf, tiny plastic the Free Man, tiny plastic Toybot, tiny plastic trollipop, tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo, tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku, tiny plastic warbear, tiny plastic warbear fortress, tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer, tiny top hat and cane, toasted brie, toast with jam, tobiko-infused sake, tobiko marble soda, tobiko pocky, To Build an Igloo, toe jam, toe jam toast, tomayohawk-style reflex hammer, tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie, Tome of Clip Art, Tome of Rad Libs, Tome of Snowcone Summoning, too legit potion, top, tourmalime, tourmalime tourniquet, toxic globule, toxic mop, toxo, toy crazy train, toy Crimbot mega face, toy Crimbot power glove, toy Crimbot rocket legs, toy Crimbot super fist, toy deathbot, toy hoverpad, toy jet pack, toy maglev monorail, toy mercenary, toy ray gun, toy six-seater hovercraft, toy soldier, toy space helmet, toy taijijian, toy train, traffic jam, traffic jam toast, transdermal smoke patch, transmission from planet Xi, transporter transponder, Transylvania Sling, Trash, a Memoir, trash net, Travoltan trousers, tree-eating kite, tree-shaped Crimbo cookie, tree skirt, Tremella Tarantella mushroom, trench lighter, triad summoning scroll, triangular CRIMBCOOKIE, trilobite candy mold, trilobite fossil, triple barreled barrel gun, Trivial Avocations board game, Trivial Avocations Card: What?, Trivial Avocations Card: When?, Trivial Avocations Card: Where?, Trivial Avocations Card: Who?, Tropical Crimbo Hat, tropical Crimbo pressie, Tropical Crimbo Shorts, Tropical Crimbo Sword, tropical paperweight, tropical wrapping paper, trousers of the white knight, trout fang, trusty torch, Truthsayer, tube of herbal ointment, turtle voicebox, twitching claw, twitching space egg, Ultimate Mind Destroyer, Ultracolor™ shirt, ultrafondue, Ultrasoldier Serum, Unagnimated Gnome, unappetizing mayolus, unbearable light, uncapped blue lava bottle, uncapped green lava bottle, uncapped red lava bottle, Uncle Crimbo’s Rations, Uncle Crimbo’s Sack, Uncle Greenspan’s Bathroom Finance Guide, Uncle Hobo’s belt, Uncle Hobo’s epic beard, Uncle Hobo’s fingerless tinsel gloves, Uncle Hobo’s gift baggy pants, Uncle Hobo’s highest bough, Uncle Hobo’s stocking cap, Uncle Romulus, Uncle Romulus (used), Unconscious Collective Dream Jar, Underworld acorn, Underworld flail, Underworld sapling, Underworld truncheon, Underworld trunk, unearthed volcanic meteoroid, unemployed hunchbacked minion, unfinished ice sculpture, uniclops egg, uninteresting mayolus, Unionize The Elves sign, unsmoothed velvet, unspeakable lozenges, unstable DNA, unstable laser battery, unwound cymbal-playing monkey, Uovo Marcio Shiraz, upsy daisy, Ur-Donut, valuable coin, vampire duck-on-a-string, Van der Graaf helmet, vanilla-frosted king cake, vanity stone, velvet choker, very hot lunch, vesper, V for Vivala mask, Vial of jus de larmes, vial of holy water, vibrating cyborg knife, vibrating mushroom, Vicar’s Tutu, Violet Hunt Invitation, viscous lava globs, vitachoconutriment capsule, Vivian’s Vitamin, Vodka Matryoshka, Volcoino, VYKEA blood rune, VYKEA bracket, VYKEA dowel, VYKEA frenzy rune, VYKEA hex key, VYKEA instructions, VYKEA lightning rune, VYKEA mead, VYKEA meatballs, VYKEA plank, VYKEA rail, VYKEA woadpaint, Wal-Mart “diamond” ring, Wal-Mart gift certificate, Wal-Mart nametag, Wal-Mart overalls, Wal-Mart snowglobe, Wal-Mart tattoo kit, Walford’s bucket, walrus ice cream, wand of fudge control, warbear accoutrements chunk, warbear auto-anvil, warbear badge, warbear battery, warbear battle greaves, warbear bearserker greaves, warbear bearserker mead, warbear bearserker potion, warbear beeping telegram, warbear black box, warbear blizzard mead, warbear breakfast machine, warbear breakfast machine assembler, warbear ceremonial party pants, warbear chemistry lab, warbear dress bracers, warbear dress greaves, warbear dress helmet, warbear drone assembler, warbear drone codes, warbear electric long johns, warbear electric warscarf, warbear electro-spiked helm, warbear empathy chip, warbear empathy chip (used), warbear energy bracers, warbear exhaust manifold, warbear exo-arm, warbear fancy fedora, warbear feasting bread, warbear feasting mead, warbear feathered fedora, warbear fleece-lined long johns, warbear fleece-lined warscarf, warbear foil hat, warbear goggles, warbear gyro, warbear gyrocopter, warbear heated ushanka, warbear helm fragment, warbear high-efficiency still, warbear high festival pants, warbear hoverbelt, warbear hoverbelt piecepart, warbear induction oven, warbear jackhammer drill press, warbear laser beacon, warbear laser bowtie, warbear lined ushanka, warbear liquid lasers, warbear liquid overcoat, warbear long johns, warbear LP-ROM burner, warbear metalworking primer, warbear metalworking primer (used), warbear nuclear bowtie, warbear officer greaves, warbear officer requisition box, warbear oil pan, warbear party pants, warbear plain fedora, warbear plain helm, warbear plain ushanka, warbear plasma bowtie, warbear polarized goggles, warbear procedural hilarity drone, warbear rejuvenation potion, warbear requisition box, warbear robo-camouflage unit, warbear sequential gaiety distribution system, warbear snowblindness goggles, warbear soda machine, warbear soda machine assembler, warbear spiked helm, warbear superpotion, warbear thermoregulator bread, warbear trouser fragment, warbear wardance potion, warbear warrior bread, warbear warscarf, warbear whosit, warm war shawarma, wasabi-infused sake, wasabi marble soda, wasabi pocky, water log, waterlogged crate, water purification pills, wax bugbear, wax hat, wax lips, wax pants, weasel stomping pants, weathered barrel, wedge of gray cheese, weegee sqouija, weighted paperclip chain, weird space book, wet venom duct, wheel, whimpering willow bark, whisker pencil, white candygram, white candy heart, White Dragon Fang, White Hyborian, white mana, white Xanadian, whole roasted chicken, whole turkey leg, whoopie cushion, willyweed, wind-up chattering teeth, wind-up meatcar, wind-up spider, wings of fire, Winifred’s whistle, witch’s bra, witch’s bread, witch’s brew, witch hat, wizard action figure, wok lobster, wolfman mask, Wolfman Nardz, wolf whistle, woolen cravat, wool sock, Work is a Four Letter Sword, Workytime Tea, world’s most unappetizing beverage, wrapping paper, wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie, Wrecked Generator, wrench, wrench handle, wriggling tentacle, wristwatch of the white knight, wumpus-hair bolo, wumpus-hair loincloth, wumpus-hair net, wumpus-hair sweater, wumpus-hair whip, wumpus-hair wig, wumpus hair, X-37 gun, x-ray specs, Xiblaxian 5D printer, Xiblaxian alloy, Xiblaxian cache locator simcode, Xiblaxian circuitry, Xiblaxian crystal, Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode, Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner, Xiblaxian holo-bowtie, Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito, Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles, Xiblaxian holo-training simcode, Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter, Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode, Xiblaxian polymer, Xiblaxian residence-cube, Xiblaxian space-whiskey, Xiblaxian stealth cowl, Xiblaxian stealth trousers, Xiblaxian stealth vest, Xiblaxian ultraburrito, Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles, Xi Receiver Unit, yellow candygram, yellow candy heart, yellow drunki-bear, yellow glowstick, yellow gummi ingot, yellow matter custard, yellow pixel, yellow pixel potion, yellow puck, yellow puck with a bow on it, yellow snowcone, yellow submarine, yellow traffic cone, Ye Wizard’s Shack snack voucher, yield shield, yo, yo-yo, Yolo™ chocolates, Young Man’s Cargo Load, Young Man’s Crew Sequester, your own black heart, yuletide troll chrysalis, yummy death watch beetle, zaibatsu level 1 card, zaibatsu level 2 card, zaibatsu level 3 card, zaibatsu lobby card, zen motorcycle, zombie, zombie pineal gland, Zoodriver, Zu Mannkäse Dienen, Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) + , , , , , Chateau Mantegna, Florist Friar, GameInformPowerDailyPro Subscription, Gygaxian Libram, haunted doghouse, Libram of BRICKOs, Libram of Candy Heart Summoning, Libram of Divine Favors, Libram of Love Songs, Libram of Resolutions, Libram of Taffy, Lovebugs, Mayo Clinic, McPhee’s Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning, Scratch ‘n’ Sniff Sticker Tome, shrine to the Barrel god, Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire, Sp’n-Zor’s Grimoire of “Tasteful” Gifts, Thinknerd Grimoire, Tome of Clip Art, Tome of Smithsness, Tome of Snowcone Summoning, Tome of Sugar Shummoning, Winter Garden, Xi Receiver Unit + Ancestral Recall, Asbestos Heart, Beardfreeze, Belch The Rainbow, Candyblast, Cringle’s Curative Carol, Curiosity of Br’er Tarrypin, Dark Ritual, Dinsey Operations Expert, Executive Narcolepsy, Fashionably Late, Firegate, Frigidalmatian, Frost Bite, Garbage Nova, Giant Growth, Grease Up, Healing Salve, Holiday Weight Gain, Hypersane, Inigo’s Incantation of Inspiration, Intimidating Mien, Iron Palm Technique, Jingle Bells, Käsesoßesturm, Kung Fu Hustler, Lightning Bolt, Lunch Break, Managerial Manipulation, Mathematical Precision, Natural Born Skeleton Killer, Offensive Joke, Olfactory Burnout, Perfect Freeze, Pinch Ghost, Pyromania, Rainbow Gravitation, Rapid Prototyping, Refusal to Freeze, Rotten Memories, Ruthless Efficiency, Shrap, Silent Slam, Silent Slice, Silent Squirt, Sloppy Secrets, Stealth Mistletoe, Stringozzi Serpent, Summon “Boner Battalion”, Summon Crimbo Candy, Summon Geeky Gifts, Summon Taffy, Surge of Icing, Tattle, Torment Plant, Toynado, Unaccompanied Miner, Unoffendable, Vent Rage Gland, Volcanometeor Showeruption, Wassail + Ancient Yuletide Troll, Angry Jung Man, Artistic Goth Kid, Astral Badger, Attention-Deficit Demon, Baby Bugged Bugbear, Baby Mayonnaise Wasp, Baby Sandworm, Baby Yeti, Blavious Kloop, Bloovian Groose, BRICKO chick, Bulky Buddy Box, Casagnova Gnome, Chauvinist Pig, Cheshire Bat, Coffee Pixie, Comma Chameleon, Cotton Candy Carnie, Crimbo Elf, Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E., Crimbo Shrub, Cymbal-Playing Monkey, Dancing Frog, Dandy Lion, Dataspider, Disembodied Hand, Doppelshifter, Dramatic Hedgehog, Emo Squid, Evil Teddy Bear, Fancypants Scarecrow, Feather Boa Constrictor, Feral Kobold, Fist Turkey, Flaming Face, Frumious Bandersnatch, Galloping Grill, Gluttonous Green Ghost, Green Pixie, Grim Brother, Grimstone Golem, Hand Turkey, Hanukkimbo Dreidl, Happy Medium, He-Boulder, Hippo Ballerina, Holiday Log, Homemade Robot, Hunchbacked Minion, Inflatable Dodecapede, Jack-in-the-Box, Jill-O-Lantern, Jitterbug, Knob Goblin Organ Grinder, Li’l Xenomorph, Lil’ Barrel Mimic, Llama Lama, Mad Hatrack, Mini-Adventurer, Mini-Hipster, Mini-Skulldozer, Ms. Puck Man, Mutant Fire Ant, Nanorhino, Nervous Tick, Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, O.A.F., Obtuse Angel, Pair of Ragged Claws, Pair of Stomping Boots, Penguin Goodfella, Peppermint Rhino, Personal Raincloud, Pet Rock, Piano Cat, Pottery Barn Owl, Psychedelic Bear, Puck Man, Pygmy Bugbear Shaman, Reagnimated Gnome, Reanimated Reanimator, RoboGoose, Robot Reindeer, Rock Lobster, Rogue Program, Sludgepuppy, Snow Angel, Snowy Owl, Spirit Hobo, Squamous Gibberer, Steam-Powered Cheerleader, Stocking Mimic, Sugar Fruit Fairy, Sweet Nutcracker, Teddy Bear, Teddy Borg, Temporal Riftlet, Tickle-Me Emilio, Toothsome Rock, Twitching Space Critter, Unconscious Collective, Underworld Bonsai, Uniclops, Warbear Drone, Wild Hare, Wind-up Chattering Teeth, Wizard Action Figure, Xiblaxian Holo-Companion + April Shower, Ball Pit, Clan Hot Dog Stand, Clan Speakeasy, Clan Swimming Pool, Crimbo Tree, Fax Machine, Looking Glass, Pool Table Grumpy Bumpkin’s Seed Catalog, My Own Pen Pal kit Revision as of 22:37, 14 July 2018
Standard restrictions , also known as Type 69 , disallow players from using older limited-time content in some ascension paths. These restrictions prevent players from using items, skills, familiars and locations that originate from content that has been unavailable for more than two to three years, such as items from old world events and Mr. Store Items-of-the-Month. Contents 5.6 Miscellaneous Ascension types
Standard restrictions apply to ascensions in the Standard path and the current special challenge path , and only apply while in Ronin or Hardcore.
Standard restrictions on a special challenge path are lifted immediately once it is no longer the current season, as well as when breaking Ronin or Hardcore.
Standard restrictions do not apply to past special challenge paths, dietary paths, or unrestricted no-path ascensions. Restrictions
The list of restricted items changes at the start of each calendar year. Limited-time content may be used only if it was available during the current calendar year or the previous two calendar years. In other words, content is disallowed if it became unavailable before January 1 of the year two years before the start of the path. For example, Standard ascensions in 2016 disallow content that became unavailable before January 1, 2014.
Things that are restricted include items, familiars, skills, locations and other features. Combat items may be used in combat, but are generally unable to be acquired while under Standard restrictions. Restricted gardens will grow normally but can’t be harvested. The bookshelf displays restricted skills, but they can’t be used. You do not receive restricted correspondence , although it’s possible to switch to an eligible correspondent from the options menu. Restricted VIP Lounge furniture is displayed as a taped-off barricade:
Note that everything derived from limited-time content inherits the unavailability date of its original source. For example, a distention pill is considered too old to use because its initial point of origin (a mysterious chest which hatches a Li’l Xenomorph which drops a transporter transponder which unlocks a zone containing an adventure that gives the item) became unavailable in 2011. Therefore, all items from these zones are forbidden, despite the fact that these items still drop, and the zones are still accessible to players outside of standard restrictions. Messages Attempting to use a restricted familiar gives this message: That familiar is too old to be used on this path. Clicking the clan VIP pool table (or trying to view the leaderboard) gives: That clan thing is too old to be used on this path. Attempting to use a restricted skill gives: That skill is too old for this path. Attempting to pull a restricted item from Hagnk’s while in Ronin gives: That item is too old to be used on this path. Buying restricted items from the Mall: You can’t afford that item. (With meat from Hagnk’s) Attempting to use a restricted item: That item is too old to be used on this path. Attempting to use An Awesome Ball Pit in Hardcore or Ronin: The ball pit is too old to be used in this path. Attempting to initiate a trade: You may not initiate trades with other players while you are on a path which restricts old items. Special cases Exemptions
Psychokinetic Hug (2013) is not subject to Standard restrictions.
Delicious salad was exempted from Standard restrictions in July 2015, perhaps because it was obtainable from the Deck of Every Card . However, the accompanying announcement went further, stating that delicious salad can be used “in any path from now until the end of the time. It is evergreen. It is glorious.” Date alterations
Bananas had their availability date moved forward when they became obtainable through the shrine to the Barrel god in September 2015.
KoL Con exclusive items are dated as being available only for their first year, although all past items have remained purchasable (at higher cost) at subsequent Cons. According to Hot Stuff, this was done because older Con items will become prohibitively expensive over time due to their escalating prices. Jick somewhat disagreed with this decision, but there was no indication it will change. ( Source ) Notes Under standard restrictions, the player’s profile includes a link to the restricted item list. In Standard ascensions and the in-season special challenge path the list’s URL is standard.php . To specify the date, enter it at the end of the url above. For example, standard.php?date=2016-01-01 . Under standard restrictions, descriptions for items that are outside standard display the following note: NOTE: This item is too old to use on your current path. History Trendy was the first implementation of restrictions similar to standard restrictions. Standard restrictions differ from Trendy because the pool of disallowed items is set at the beginning of a year and does not change during that year. The first path to include standard restrictions (then known as “type69”) was Slow and Steady in the Summer of 2014. All challenge paths since have included standard restrictions while they were seasonal, a practice that Jick has stated will continue into the foreseeable future. Standard restrictions are also known by the name “type69”. This comes from the former URL of the in-game list of disallowed items, which was originally type69.php . This was a joke based on the Trendy item list’s URL typeii.php , a reference to the Standard (formerly Type 2 ) format in Magic: The Gathering , which only allowed certain cards from certain recently issued sets to be used in decks. Because no other official name was offered at the time, this joke name became the de facto term used by the players. On January 1, 2015, the Standard path was introduced, giving standard restrictions their official name and applying these restrictions to ascensions outside special challenge paths for the first time. Current Standard Restrictions
If you are currently inside a path which is subjected to standard restrictions then you can see them inside the game by click on your username, then clicking on “(item availability schedule)” which will be located next to your current path. If you are not currently inside a path and wish to make plans for one, here is a copy of the list of restricted items for the year 2008: Items
“DEBBIE” tattoo kit, “DRINK ME” potion, “honey” dipper, “Humorous” T-shirt, “KICK ME” sign, “meat” stick, ‘Smuggler Shot First’ Button, 1,970 carat gold, 1.21 jigawatts, 1/6th Pound Cake, 4:20 bomb, 8-billed baseball cap, 37x37x37 puzzle cube, 100-Watt bulb, 1952 Mickey Mantle card, A. W. O. L. commendation, A Beginner’s Guide to Charming Snakes, A Beginner’s Guide to Charming Snakes (used), abstraction: action, abstraction: category, abstraction: certainty, abstraction: comprehension, abstraction: joy, abstraction: motion, abstraction: perception, abstraction: purpose, abstraction: sensation, abstraction: thought, acceptable mayolus, Acqua Del Piatto Merlot, Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used), A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6, A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used), actual reality goggles, a cute angel, a dance upon the palate, adhesive tape dolly, Admiral’s hat, adventurer clone egg, affordable teak perch, Afternoon Delight, Agent Mauve, Agitated Turkey, agua de vida, airblaster gun, airborne mutagen, airplane charter: Conspiracy Island, airplane charter: Dinseylandfill, airplane charter: Spring Break Beach, airplane charter: That 70s Volcano, airplane charter: The Glaciest, airplane tattoo, albatross necklace, Alice’s Army Alchemist, Alice’s Army booster box, Alice’s Army Bowman, Alice’s Army Cleric, Alice’s Army Coward, Alice’s Army Dervish, Alice’s Army Foil Alchemist, Alice’s Army Foil Bowman, Alice’s Army Foil Cleric, Alice’s Army Foil Coward, Alice’s Army Foil Dervish, Alice’s Army Foil Guard, Alice’s Army Foil Halberder, Alice’s Army Foil Hammerman, Alice’s Army Foil Horseman, Alice’s Army Foil Lanceman, Alice’s Army Foil Mad Bomber, Alice’s Army Foil Martyr, Alice’s Army Foil Ninja, Alice’s Army Foil Nurse, Alice’s Army Foil Page, Alice’s Army Foil Shieldmaiden, Alice’s Army Foil Sniper, Alice’s Army Foil Spearsman, Alice’s Army Foil Swordsman, Alice’s Army Foil tattoo, Alice’s Army Foil Wallman, Alice’s Army Guard, Alice’s Army Halberder, Alice’s Army Hammerman, Alice’s Army Horseman, Alice’s Army Lanceman, Alice’s Army Mad Bomber, Alice’s Army Martyr, Alice’s Army Ninja, Alice’s Army Nurse, Alice’s Army Page, Alice’s Army Shieldmaiden, Alice’s Army Sniper, Alice’s Army Spearsman, Alice’s Army Swordsman, Alice’s Army Wallman, alien drugs, alien force field disruptor bean, alien protein powder, alien source code printout, alien source code printout (used), A Light that Never Goes Out, all-year sucker, alpine watercolor set, Ambitious Turkey, ammonite candy mold, ammonite fossil, Amnesiac Ale, Amulet of Yendor, ancient stone fist, ancient stone head, ancient unspeakable fruitcake, anger blaster, anise-flavored venom, ankleweights, antimatter wad, antique 8-Bit Power magazine, antique bottle opener, antique painting of a landscape, antique pair of blue jeans, antique record album, antique souvenir drawing, antler chandelier, Apathargic Bandersnatch, archaeologing shovel, Armory keycard, arrowgram, arse-a’fire elixir, artificial skylight, Artist’s Butterknife of Regret, Artist’s Cookie Cutter of Loneliness, Artist’s Crème Brulée Torch of Fury, Artist’s Spatula of Despair, Artist’s Whisk of Misery, asbestos thermos, ash soda, aspirin, astral badger, astral mushroom, astronaut ice-cream, astronaut pants, Atomic Comic, Atomic Pop, atomic vector plotter, augmented-reality shades, Aura Libre, Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used), auxiliary backbone, avarice stone, avatar of the Unconscious Collective, Ax of L’rose, Aye Aye, Aye Aye, Captain, Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth, backwoods banjo, bacon bath ball, badass pie, badger badge, Bag o’ Tricks, bag of airline peanuts, bag of bones, bag of foreign bribes, bag of GORF, bag of GORP, bag of gross foreign snacks, bag of many confections, bag of park garbage, bag of QWOP, Bal-musette accordion, ball, ball-in-a-cup, ballpark hot daub, banana-frosted king cake, bananagate, banana milkshake, bananarama bangle, banana supersucker, Banfoy’s Boutique Order Form, bankruptcy barrel, baobab sap, bark beret, bark boxers, bark rootbeer, barnacled barrel, barrel-aged martini, barrel beryl, barrel beryl choker, barrel beryl nose ring, barrel beryl ring, barrel cracker, barrel gun, barrelhead, barrel hoop earring, barrel lid, barrel pickle, Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler, Barulio’s bottle, basaltamander buckler, basaltamander tongue, bat-shaped Crimboween cookie, bath ball gift set, battered Crimbo Crate, battery-powered drill, Beach Buck, beard incense, beastly paste, beautiful rainbow, beautiful soup, Bee’s Knees, Beefy Crunch Pastaco, beet, beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar, begpwnia, beholed bedsheet, Beignet Milgranet, belemnite candy mold, belemnite fossil, bell-shaped Crimbo cookie, bellhop’s hat, bellhop bell, Belt of Howling Anger, berries of suffering, best joke ever, bewitching boots, BGE ‘cuddly critter’ shirt, BGE ‘ferocious fruit’ shirt, BGE merchandise order form, BGE pocket calendar, BGE shotglass, BGE temporary tattoo, BGE tiny plastic toy, bi-lateral logic compressor, Big Candy’s tophat, big leaf, big tun, biker’s hat, bike rental broupon, bindlestocking, biomechanical crimborg helmet, biomechanical crimborg leg armor, bishop cookie, bite-me-red lipstick, bitter bowtie, BitterSweetTarts, BittyCar HotCar, BittyCar MeatCar, BittyCar SoulCar, black-and-blue light, black BRICKO brick, black candygram, black candy heart, Black Hole, black mana, black snowcone, blammer, blank fudge mold, blind-packed capsule toy, blind-packed die-cast metal toy, blob-shaped Crimbo cookie, blob of Alphredo™, Blood ‘n’ Plenty, blood-red mushroom wine, blood and blood, Bloodbath, Blood Light, blue-frosted astral cupcake, blueberry-frosted king cake, blue canary nightlight, blue glowstick, blue LavaCo Lamp™, blue lava globs, blue mana, Blue Milk Club Card, blue plasma ball, blue plastic baby, blue potion, blue pumps, blue raspberry troll doll, blue ribbon, blue snowcone, blue traffic cone, blunt cat claw, blunt icepick, bobble-hip hula elf doll, bobcat grenade, bod-ice, Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf, bodyslam, Bohemian rhapsody, Boletus Broletus mushroom, Bone’s Farm “wine”, boneana hammock, bone and arrows, bone aperitif, bone chips, bone crusher, bonedanna, bone meal, bonerang, bone spurs, Bonestabber, boning knife, bonsai tree, boot plant, Boots of Twilight Whispers, boozebomb, Bordeaux Marteaux, borg sock monkey, Boris’s Helm, Boris’s Helm (askew), borrowed time, bottle-opener keycard, bottle-rocket crossbow, bottled inspiration, bottle of agitprop ink, bottle of Amontillado, bottle of black cat tonic, bottle of Blank-Out, bottle of bubbles, bottle of fire, bottle of Goldschnöckered, bottle of Greedy Dog, bottle of Lambada Lambic, bottle of lighter fluid, bottle of limeade, bottle of norwhiskey, bottle of Old Pugilist, bottle of peppermint schnapps, bottle of Professor Beer, bottle of Race Car Red, bottle of Rapier Witbier, bottle of realpagne, bottle of wine, bottoms of the barrel, bouquet of all-natural free-range flowers, bow, bowlegged pants, bowler, bowl of eyeballs, bowl of maggots, bowl of marinade, bowl of mummy guts, bowl of petunias, bowl of potpourri, bow staff, boxing-glove-in-a-box, box of bear arms, box of Familiar Jacks, box of hammers, box of Pokëmann band-aids, Brain Food Pastaco, brain preservation fluid, BRAINS shorts, brainwave-controlled unicorn horn, brass abacus, brass crank handle, brass turkey knuckles, brazen bracelet, breaded beer, bread line, breakfast mess, breakfast miracle, BRICKO airship, BRICKO bat, BRICKO brick, BRICKO bulwark, BRICKO cathedral, BRICKO egg, BRICKO elephant, BRICKO eye brick, BRICKO gargantuchicken, BRICKO hat, BRICKO octopus, BRICKO ooze, BRICKO oyster, BRICKO pants, BRICKO pearl, BRICKO pyramid, BRICKO python, BRICKO reactor, BRICKO sword, BRICKO trunk, BRICKO turtle, BRICKO vacuum cleaner, Bright Water, broberry brogurt, brocolate brogurt, Brogre brolo shirt, Brogre brorts, Brogre bucket hat, broken BRICKO brick, broken cellular phone, broken clock, broken glass grenade, broken high-temperature mining drill, broken warbear gyrocopter, bronze handcuffs, BROS Energy Drink, brown pixel, brown plastic baby, bubble-wrap simulator, bubble-wrap simulator (half broken), bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button), bubble-wrap simulator (one button left), bubblegum heart, bucket of honey, bucket of wine, buckyball, Buddy Bjorn, buffed alien drugs, bugged bön±Ã©t, bugged balaclava, bugged beanie, bug paste, Bulky Buddy Box, bundle of “fragrant” herbs, burned government manual fragment, burrowgrub hive, butterfly knife, Buttery Knob, buzzing mushroom wine, Byte, C.B.F.G., cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar, Caipiranha, Cajun accordion, calle de miel with a fly in it, calm attention-deficit demon, camouflage T-shirt, Camp Scout backpack, Camp Scout pup tent, can-can-in-a-can, Can-Can skirt, can-you-dig-it?, Candicaine, candied bolts, candied nuts, candied pecan, candied yam pinky ring, candlestick, Candy Alexander, candy brain, candycaine powder, candy cane candygram, candy carrot, candy carrot cake, candy cornucopia, candy crayons, candy kneecapping stick, candy knuckles, candy mountain oyster, candy skeleton, candy stake, candy stick, cane-mail pants, cane-mail shirt, can of Adultwitch™, can of Brütalbräu, can of CRIMBCOLA, can of depilatory cream, can of Drooling Monk, can of fake snow, can of franks ‘n’ beans, can of Impetuous Scofflaw, can of Rain-Doh, can of sardines, Can of Spaghetto, can of V-11, canteen of wine, capacitor relay, cap gun, capped blue lava bottle, capped green lava bottle, capped red lava bottle, carbonite visor, carbon nanotube frame, cardboard elf ear, card sleeve, carrot-on-a-stick, carrot cake, carrot claret, carrot juice, carrot nose, cartoon heart, ceiling fan, celestial au jus, celestial carrot juice, celestial olive oil, celestial squid ink, Cement Mixer, cement sandals, cement shoes, CEO office card, Cerebral Cloche, Cerebral Crossbow, Cerebral Culottes, chainsaw chain, Chakra Libre, Chalice of the Malkovich Prince, chaos popcorn, charged magnet, Chateau Mantegna room key, cheap Chinese beer, cheap elven gloves, cheap plastic kazoo, cheap studded belt, cheap sunglasses, cheezburger, Chef Boy, R&D’s business card, cherry bomb, Cheshire Bitten, chest barrel, chewable paper, ChibiBuddy™ (off), ChibiBuddy™ (on), Chinese curse words, chitinous pod, chlorophyll paste, choco-Crimbot, Choco-Mint patty, chocolate-covered caviar, chocolate-covered scarab beetle, chocolate-frosted king cake, chocolate-stained collar, chocolate bath ball, chocolate cigar, chocolate cow bone, chocolate frosted sugar bomb, chocolate lump, chocolate rabbit’s foot, chocotini, chunk of cement, chunk of depleted Grimacite, Cinco Mayo Lager, cinnamon cannoli, cinnamon troll doll, circle drum, circular CRIMBCOOKIE, Clancy’s crumhorn, Clancy’s lute, Clancy’s sackbut, Clan hot dog stand, Clan looking glass, Clan pool table, Clan shower, Clan speakeasy, class five ecto-larva, classy monkey, clay, Climate Colada, Cloaca Cola Polar, Cloak of Dire Shadows, clock-cleaning hammer, clown hammer, club of the five seasons, clumsiness bark, coal paperweight, coarse hemp socks, coffee pixie stick, coffee sprite, Coinspiracy, cold-filtered water, Cold Fang, cold mashed potatoes, colored-light “necklace”, colorful plastic ball, Comet Drop, Comet Pop, comfy blanket, communal gobstopper, complex mushroom wine, complimentary Dinsey refreshments, computronic processing unit, confiscated cell phone, confiscated comic book, confiscated love note, confusing LED clock, Conspiracy™ mascara, container of Spooky Putty, continental juice bar, control crystal, cookie cookie, Cool Brunch Pastaco, cool cat claw, cool cat elixir, cool jelly donut, correction fluid, corrupted data, Cosmic Calorie, cosmic lemonade, cosmic paste, cotton candy bale, cotton candy cocoon, cotton candy cone, cotton candy cordial, cotton candy pillow, cotton candy pinch, cotton candy plug, cotton candy skoshe, cotton candy smidgen, cranberry schnapps, crappy camera, crayon shavings, Crazyleg’s razor, Crazymaker, creepy voodoo doll, Crepes a la Lune, CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5), CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used), CRIMBCOIDS mints, CRIMBCO lanyard, CRIMBCOLOAF, CRIMBCO mug, CRIMBCO scrip, CRIMBCO wine, Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug, Crimbo candied pecan, Crimbo Candy Cookbook, Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head, crimbo elfling, Crimbo fudge, Crimbo hat, Crimbojito, Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll, Crimbomega drive chain, Crimbomination Contraption, Crimbonium fuel rod, Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E., Crimbo pants, Crimbo paste, Crimbo peppermint bark, Crimbo pressie, Crimbo salad, Crimbo sapling, Crimbo stocking, Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer, Crimbo sword, Crimbot battery, Crimbo tree flocker, Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision, Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty), Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping, Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty), Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency, Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty), Crimbot schematic: Big Head, Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel, Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher, Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper, Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw, Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter, Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder, Crimbot schematic: Crab Core, Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso, Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer, Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head, Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun, Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun, Crimbot schematic: Gun Face, Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs, Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs, Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads, Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan, Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack, Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler, Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite, Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise, Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder, Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module, Crimbot schematic: Power Arm, Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler, Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head, Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator, Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker, Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt, Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun, Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet, Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis, Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet, Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower, Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm, Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs, Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball, Crimbough, Crimbo ukulele, Crimboween memo, Crimbo wreath, Crimbuck, croquet hedgehog, Crown of Thrones, crystal decanter, crystalline light bulb, crystal skeleton vodka, crystal skull, CSA all-purpose soap, CSA bravery badge, CSA cheerfulness ration, CSA discount card, CSA fire-starting kit, CSA obedience grenade, CSA scoutmaster’s “water”, cubic zirconia, cuddly teddy bear, cupcake-in-a-cup, cup of “tea”, cup of hickory chicory, cuppa Activi tea, cuppa Alacri tea, cuppa Boo tea, cuppa Chari tea, cuppa Craft tea, cuppa Cruel tea, cuppa Dexteri tea, cuppa Feroci tea, cuppa Flamibili tea, cuppa Flexibili tea, cuppa Frost tea, cuppa Gill tea, cuppa Impregnabili tea, cuppa Improprie tea, cuppa Insani tea, cuppa Irritabili tea, cuppa Loyal tea, cuppa Mana tea, cuppa Mediocri tea, cuppa Monstrosi tea, cuppa Morbidi tea, cuppa Nas tea, cuppa Net tea, cuppa Neuroplastici tea, cuppa Obscuri tea, cuppa Physicali tea, cuppa Proprie tea, cuppa Royal tea, cuppa Serendipi tea, cuppa Sobrie tea, cuppa Toast tea, cuppa Twen tea, cuppa Uncertain tea, cuppa Vitali tea, cuppa Voraci tea, cuppa Wit tea, cuppa Yet tea, cursed scrunchie, cute mushroom, cyber-mattock, cyborg doll, cyborg stompin’ boot, cylindrical mold, cymbal syrup, d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20, dandy lion cub, dangerous jerkcicle, Dark & Starry, Dark Jill-O-Lantern, daub-breaker, Deactivated MiniMechaElf, deactivated nanobots, Deactivated O. A. F., deactivated RoboGoose, dead lights pie, dead meat bun, Deck of Every Card, deck of tropical cards, Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe, defective skull, deflated inflatable dodecapede, delectable fire ant, delicious candy, delicious comfit?, delicious shimmering moth, delicious stinkbug, deluxe fax machine, demonic paste, demon makeup kit, dental pliers, dented spoon, depleted Grimacite astrolabe, depleted Grimacite grappling hook, depleted Grimacite gravy boat, depleted Grimacite hammer, depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick, depleted Grimacite ninja mask, depleted Grimacite shinguards, depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt, desktop zen garden, dethklok, detour shield, deviled egg, devilish folio, diamond-studded fronts, Dickory Farms Gift Basket, digital underground potion, dinner roll, Dinsey’s brain, Dinsey’s glove, Dinsey’s oculus, Dinsey’s pants, Dinsey’s pizza cutter, Dinsey’s radar dish, Dinsey face paint, Dinsey food-cone, Dinsey Maintenance Manual, Dinsey mascot mask, Dinsey tattoo kit, Dinsey Whinskey, dirty martini, dirty rigging rope, disco biscuit, Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog, disintegrating barrel, disintegrating sheet music, disintegrating spiky collar, distention pill, divine blowout, divine can of silly string, divine champagne flute, divine champagne popper, divine cracker, divine noisemaker, DNA extraction syringe, Doc’s Miracle Cure, dollar-sign bag, dollhive, doll house, dollop of barbecue sauce, double-ice box, double-ice britches, double-ice cap, double-ice gum, double barreled barrel gun, Doublepunchplanter, doubt cannon, Drac & Tan, dragon snaps, dreaming Jung man, drop of water-37, drum of pomade, Drunken Astrophysicist, Drunken Neurologist, Drunken Philosopher, dry cleaning receipt, dubious peppermint, duck-on-a-string, Dump Truck, dungeon dragon chest, dungeoneering kit, Dungeon Fist gauntlet, dusty barrel, dusty Crimbo crate, E.M.U. harness, E.M.U. helmet, E.M.U. joystick, E.M.U. rocket thrusters, E.M.U. Unit, Earth, Wind and Firewater, Earth and Firewater, Ecto-Cooler, ectoplasmic paste, eggman noodles, elderly jawbreaker, electrical thingamabob, electric crutch, electrician’s hardhat, electric muscle stimulator, electronic dulcimer pants, elemental paste, elephant stinger, elevenderizing hammer, elevennis shoes, elevent, elf ploughshare, elf resistance button, Ellsbury’s journal, Ellsbury’s journal (used), Ellsbury’s skull, elven limbos gingerbread, elven cellocello, elven hardtack, elven magi-pack, elven medi-pack, elven moonshine, elven socks, elven squeeze, elven suicide capsule, elven tambourine, elven whittling knife, Elvish sunglasses, emo roe, empty agua de vida bottle, empty blowgun, empty lava bottle, empty Rain-Doh can, enchanted fire extinguisher, encrypted micro-cassette recorder, Energy Buzz Pastaco, enticing mayolus, envyfish egg, escargotsicle, ESP suppression collar, essence of cold, essence of cute, essence of fright, essence of heat, essence of kink, essence of stench, essential cameraderie, essential soy, essential tofu, Event Horizon, Every Day is Like This Sundae, evil flaming eyeball pendant, evil googly eye, evil teddy bear, exotic travel brochure, expensive camera, expensive champagne, experimental carbon fiber pasta additive, experimental serum G-9, experimental serum P-00, expired bottle of peppermint schnapps, expired can of franks ‘n’ beans, explosion-flavored chewing gum, extra-heavy BRICKO brick, extra-see-thru nightie, Extra-slimy Slimosa, extra-strength red potion, extra special Crimbo stocking, extremely skinny jeans, extremely wet T-shirt, eye of the Tiger-lily, facehugging alien, faded green protest sign, faded red protest sign, fairy-worn boots, fake fake vomit, fake hand, fake plastic grass, fake washboard, fancy ball mask, fancy blue potion, fancy but probably evil chocolate, fancy calligraphy pen, fancy chocolate, fancy chocolate car, fancy dress ball, fancy gourd potion, fancy oil painting, fancy stationery set, fat bottom quark, Fauna

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